Cable Dog Leash

If you're not a little unhinged, you probably shouldn't buy this.
It really does make you look like you're walking your dog with a power cable. No joke.

Cable Slip Lead — the only leash bold enough to look like it belongs in a hardware store.

And that plug near the handle?
Yeah, that thing looks like it could 80W fast-charge your dog.
(Too bad it can't, otherwise we’d be charging way more.)

Suitable for dogs:
The ones who move like they're teleporting, send out emotional signals like Wi-Fi, and generally behave like a portable 6G tower.

Suitable for humans:
People who know nothing about electricity, but can't resist touching high-voltage stuff anyway.