{"product_id":"cable-dog-leash","title":"Cable Dog Leash","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you're not a little unhinged, you probably shouldn't buy this.\u003cbr\u003eIt really does make you look like you're walking your dog with a power cable. No joke.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCable Slip Lead — the only leash bold enough to look like it belongs in a hardware store.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd that plug near the handle?\u003cbr\u003eYeah, that thing looks like it could 80W fast-charge your dog.\u003cbr\u003e(Too bad it can't, otherwise we’d be charging way more.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSuitable for dogs:\u003cbr\u003eThe ones who move like they're teleporting, send out emotional signals like Wi-Fi, and generally behave like a portable 6G tower.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSuitable for humans:\u003cbr\u003ePeople who know nothing about electricity, but can't resist touching high-voltage stuff anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"bump up","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57283582263456,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1045\/9670\/1344\/files\/adjustable-rope-dog-leash-full-view.jpg?v=1779789428","url":"https:\/\/www.chukogear.com\/products\/cable-dog-leash","provider":"CHUKO","version":"1.0","type":"link"}